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Sex Gag Gifts

Sex Gag Gifts

Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at TabutoysBrowse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.

  • The Oral Sex Coloring Book The Oral Sex Coloring Book

    The Oral Sex Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Question: What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Oral sex isn't just our favorite Pornhub category - it's a way of life. That's why The Oral Sex Coloring Book will literally blow your mind. This sexy, adults-only coloring book...
    $12.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Island Dogs

    $10.99
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. The world is full of assholes, but do you know one that needs special recognition? Give them the one-finger salute they deserve with the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy. We all know that assholes LOVE to "tell it like it is"...
    $10.99
  • "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook

    "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook

    KushKards

    $7.99
    Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...
    $7.99
  • "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook

    "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook

    KushKards

    $7.99
    High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...
    $7.99
  • Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card

    Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card

    KushKards

    $5.00
    When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast. Leave your maturity level and your bra at the door with our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card! Perfect for friends or friends with benefits -  (AKA BOOBS!) - this card is blank so you...
    $5.00
  • Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card

    Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card

    KushKards

    $5.00
    Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...
    $5.00
  • "Spice It Up" Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set - KushKards NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set

    NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set

    KushKards

    $18.99
    A Climax In Every Card Does your stressed-out friend or lover need a vibe check? This NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set is so much better than a bubble bath! Designed for sexy self-care, this gift will deliver a sweet message and even...
    $18.99
  • Pink Penis Wine Bag

    Pink Penis Wine Bag

    Little Genie Games

    $5.99
    "12 inches. My Favorite Vintage!" Does someone on your gift list love the hard stuff? You can combine two of their favorite pastimes with Pink Penis Wine Bag. Featuring glittery sequin sparkles and marabou feathered balls, this gift bag pairs well with...
    $5.99
  • Jumping Pecker Wind-Up Toy Jumping Penis Gag Gift

    Jumping Pecker

    Hott Products

    $9.99
    "A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it aint' no house in the hills. It's our Jumping...
    $9.99
  • eat my box naughty greeting card

    Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card

    KushKards

    $5.00
    OM NOM NOM! Need More Oral Affection? When you hand this this Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite FWB they'll know you aren't talking about cereal. The card is blank so you can write all the delicious details on the inside. Eat My...
    $5.00
  • Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator

    Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator

    Honey Play Box

    $76.50
    HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Life can't all be football and handjobs...OR CAN IT? A perfect gift for the for gridiron-obsessed, this Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator combines every guy's two favorite sports into one very handy tool. When you're ready...
    $76.50
  • Pretty Love Banana Vibrator Banana Vibrator - X-Rated Gag Gifts for naughty people

    Pretty Love Banana Vibe

    Pretty Love

    $39.99
    THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...
    $39.99

Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.

Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.

Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!

Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.

Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!