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"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it...

A Little Leather Goes A Long Way! Do your favorite assets need more direct eye contact? These eye-catching Starstruck Studded Leather Pasties With Nipple Hole will embellish your breasts in kinky...

You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two...

HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events,...

Party In The Front (And The Back!) Still think DPs are just for porn stars? Double penetration can be complicated, but our Skinsations Duplexx Vibrating & Rotating Double Dildo makes it feel...

Bottom's Up! What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake, so she might as well start drinking now with this Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace! This clear plastic jigger comes with...

SUCKS LIKE A MOTHER. We can all agree that taxes, rush hour, and dental appointments suck. But you know what REALLY sucks? Performance issues. If you'd go to extraordinary lengths for extraordinary...

What's the forecast for your next Hen Night? According to our reports, it's raining DICKS in the form of our festive Bachelorette Party Jumbo Mylar Pecker Confetti! A girls-night-out just wouldn't be...

All You Ladies Pop Yo' Pussy like THIS! Love to lick that sweet stuff? Our Rainbow Pussy Pop makes a sweeter party favor for your Lesbian Bridal Shower or Bachelorette Party. (Best served with Khia's...

Feeling Thirsty? We've seen your insta page, and Girl, you are looking PARCHED. Water is an essential component of your diet, and this Pride Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle is great reminder to...

Burn, Baby, Burn! Need to light up the party atmosphere? Bathe in the happy (dare we say GAY) glow of our Rainbow Pecker Party Candle. This well-hung candle makes a colorful centerpiece for Brunches,...

Down the hatch! Elegance is so overrated. Raise your glass to being crass with our Light Up Rainbow Pride Pecker Shot Glass! Adorned with vibrant rainbow stripes and a tiny flashing cock, this little...