Staff Picks
Staff Picks
Not every product on the internet — just the best ones hand-picked by people who’ve tried them and know what’s worth your money. The same picks we’d steer you toward if you said, “Don’t let me buy something stupid.” Reliable, body-safe, actually-good toys, bondage, and lubes that earn their spot (instead of ending up in a drawer of regret.)
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Oxballs Bonemaker Cock Ring 3-Pack
Oxballs
$24.99Because nobody likes a soft encore. In the world of sex gear, the humble cock ring remains one of the simplest — and most effective — upgrades a man can make. Why? They make soft things harder, help you last longer, and turn a good...$24.99 -
Luxury Under-Bed Bondage Restraint System
Honey Play Box
$89.00You’re Not Going Anywhere. Everything is in its place - including you. Make yourself comfortable, Darling. This Luxury Under-Bed Bondage Restraint System is already anchored beneath the mattress, pulled taut and out of sight. The cuffs are laid out...$89.00 -
ZALO Unicorn Set
zalo
$169.00For the Woman Who Deserves Beautiful ThingsA refined three-piece collection where sculpted form meets indulgent function. Some pieces aren’t just toys — they’re treasures. The ZALO Unicorn Set is an ornate, meticulously crafted trio...$169.00 -
Lovense Edge 2 Flexible Prostate Massager
Lovense
$129.00Your P-Spot Called. It Wants a Professional Involved. Looking for a plug that actually understands anatomy instead of guessing? Lovense Edge 2 is the world’s first fully adjustable, dual-motor prostate massager — designed to deliver deep,...$129.00 -
Cyclone XL 9.5 Inch Strokers
California Exotics
$45.00Balls Deep, Baby! If tiny hand-held sleeves leave you humming "Why not take all of me", these Cyclone XL 9.5 Inch Strokers can handle all of you, and then some. Longer than your average tug toy, this clear, stretchy beast is built for the big guns and...$45.00 -
ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360
Vibratex
$225.00TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING FEELS GREAT.The most powerful Magic Wand ever made. Yes, really. Looking for the hardest-hitting Magic Wand® ever created? Meet the ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360—a full-throttle upgrade built for people who...$225.00 -
WHY NOT? Spicy Board Game
Why Don't We
$35.00Something To Look Forward To All Week. Lazy weekends in bed are cute… but Babe, you can do better than reheated takeout and doomscrolling. WHY NOT? is the board game that turns “What do you want to do?” into “Holy hell, we...$35.00 -
Slipskin Curvy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo
B-Vibe Toys
$155.00 - $185.00REACH YOUR HAPPY PLACECurved with purpose. Built to hit the right spot. B-Vibe’s Slipskin Curvy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo is engineered for targeted pleasure—with your G-spot in mind and your P-spot very much invited to the party...$155.00 - $185.00 -
Lovense Osci 3 Oscillating G-Spot Rabbit
Lovense
$129.00MEET THE G-SPOT’S FINAL BOSS.4,000–6,000 Oscillations a Minute—Your G-Spot Doesn’t Stand a Chance. Orgasms with WiFi? Yeah, that’s a thing. Meet the Lovense Osci 3 Oscillating G-Spot Rabbit—the unapologetically extra...$129.00 -
60SX AMP Travel Bullet
Nu Sensuelle
$89.99Your Perfect Everyday Carry! Meet the multitasker of your dreams — the Nu Sensuelle 60SX AMP Travel Bullet. She’s tiny, mighty, and ready to turn any moment (hotel room, shower, midlife crisis) into a full-blown vibe session. Think of her as...$89.99 -
LICKING VIBEPAD 2
ORION
$169.00JUST SIT ON IT. Control the pressure, the pace, and the outcome. What do women really want? Equality. Respect. Dresses with pockets. And a LICKING VIBEPAD 2. There’s no shortage of toys out there, but the VIBEPAD is something entirely different...$169.00 -
Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath
SHAFT
$94.99Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (Literally) When “Netflix and Cuddle” just isn’t gonna cut it, the Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath turns your dick into the ultimate upgrade. Think of it as downloadable content for your cock:...$94.99