These pert and perky nipples will tempt your tongue and freshen your breath. Its the perfect gift for the breast-obsessed!

You'll never forget your first lube.. This edible love lotion has been an old favorite since your Volkswagen van had shag carpeting and after all these years its still delicious! Emotion Lotion features an incredible variety of luscious flavors and it gets nice and hot when you blow on it. Pop in that 8-track, turn on the black light and surrender to some groovy lovin'.. (4 fluid oz.)

Wanna' deliver a birthday message without the teddy bears and sappy Hallmark prose? Get to the "f*****g" point with these "f*****g" birthday balloons.

Just add water! Ice Shot is quite literally the coolest drink in the bar. Included is an ice tray that makes four shot glasses out of water. Simply fill the molds with water and pop it in the freezer. When its time to take cold shots you will have Ice cold shots every time. Forget the rocks, you've got the glass!

Yummy Cummy safely alters the flavor of male ejaculate, giving it a semi-sweet, fruity taste. After just a few days of consistant use they'll be calling you "the Candy Man!" Women can use Yummy Cummy to sweeten the flavor of their body fluids too!