These minty dicks will tempt your tongue and freshen your breath. Its the perfect gift for the penis-obsessed!

You'll never forget your first lube.. This edible love lotion has been an old favorite since your Volkswagen van had shag carpeting and after all these years its still delicious! Emotion Lotion features an incredible variety of luscious flavors and it gets nice and hot when you blow on it. Pop in that 8-track, turn on the black light and surrender to some groovy lovin'.. (4 fluid oz.)

Nice cupcakes! This mouth-watering combination of cake and boobs will be the hit of your next party! Pair them with the Pecker Cup Cakes for his-n-hers fun.

Express your fantasies with these fun, glow-in-the-dark paints. Dip your fingers or a brush into shades like electric blue, incandescent yellow, luminous lime or florescent fuscia and create your own erotic work of art.

According to legend, when he tells a lie his nose will grow. For your sake, let's just hope so! The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Perfect for the man who likes to tell tall tales.