The stockings are hung with care and the kids are asleep. Now what? Prepare for an adventure with the Ophoria V Ring & Finger Combo! This nice and naughty set is made with premium medical grade silicone and phthalate-free ABS for body-safe fun for him and her.

Take your lover from a sensual caress to a playful sting with Lelo's stylish new Sensua Suede Whip. Ideal for novice and advanced couples alike, the Sensua is crafted from the finest sheepskin suede. You'll love the way the polished metal and acrylic handle sits comfortably in your hand. Will you use a firm hand or a gentle touch? Either way, these soft tassels will delight and surprise your partner.

Oralicious Sex Cream is a tasty and tantalizing sex cream with a hint of cool menthol for sensations that you'll both enjoy. Spread it on and lick it off for erotic sensations and more exciting orgasms! Comes in a 2-oz. tube with a stand-up cap. Made in the U.S.A.

"My bologna has a first name..it's p-e-t-e-r." The X-Rated Apron is a classic party prank and a great way to liven up any picnic! It's luxuriant crop of pubic hair and plush penis are sure to wow your guests (though they may pass on your potato salad.) One size fits all.

Why bother with cheesy bows and wrapping paper when you can let them know what's really coming? This cute 8x10 bag will hold an abundance of offensive gifts, and even comes with a gift tag you can personalize.