Parachute Ball Stretcher

Have a love/hate relationship with your testicles?

Don't we all. You can wait for Suzanne Summers to release a Balls of Steel video, or, you can take matters into your own hands with the Parachute Ball Stretcher. This frighteningly popular item is designed to compress the balls and pull them away from the body (for what purpose only you and your higher power would know.)

Here's how it works: You may gently, I said gently, pull the chain for added compression. Or, you may attach weight if you'd like to replace your jockstrap with a wind sock. Balls away!

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