Mullet Wig

"Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep."

When you want to add a little "Joe Dirt" flair to your ensemble, look no further than this classic and elegant Mullet Wig. Pair it with your favorite stained wife beater tank and homemade tatts to let the ladies know you're a rockin' dude, through and through. One size fits all.

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