Monster Power Bullet

Strap on your seat belt and grab the lube, it's gigantic!

Plain old vibrators lost their allure? Just unleash this mighty 3-speed monster and prepare to be buzzed into the outer realms.  At 6" long by 2" wide this sex toy can hardly be described as "dainty", (the word "warhead" comes to mind) but its gargantuan size and shape does have it's benefits.

While only the most audacious bullet lovers would dare insert this thing, it's hefty size and shape does have it's benefits. For one, it sits comfortably in the palm of your hand while it's entire surface transmits vibration. This makes it possible for any women to enjoy intense, high-powered clitoral stimulation in a variety of positions. Translated into simple terms: You'll come faster and harder than you thought possible.

In fact, when layed down on a flat surface, this vibrator can be "ridden" when you are in the sitting or squatting position (which could make performing oral sex a whole lot more fun.) Try cushioning it with a towel for added comfort. The Monster Power Bullet is also wireless and waterproof should you want to send this submarine on a bathtub mission.  Vibrator requires 4 AAA batteries, not included.

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