Breast wishes! A classy gift deserves a classy bag, and who better to deliver it than the Hedgehog himself? Adorned with a giant pair of knockers (and the lovely visage of the most unlikely porn star in history), this sturdy 10 x 5 gift bag will contain all those naughty novelties in style.

Rock your cock! This all-natural formula works in a similar way to prescription male enhancers by blocking an enzyme that allows the penile tissue to relax and widen, allowing for more blood to enter. Also enhances NO2 production and hormone levels. As a result, you'll gain erections faster and easier and see "sizable" results. Works in one hour and lasts up to 48 hours. Take 1-2 capsules before sexual activity.

Melts in your mouth-not in your hand! This clever kit has everything you will need to make an exact copy of any penis (paging George Clooney) right in your own home.

The game for lovers! This fun board game will take you and your partner through a dizzying array of sensuous thrills. Illustrated cards will guide you through a series of sexy trials, but be careful!

This tasty cock sucker is one pound of sweet, lip-smacking fun! (Its so big you may have to suck it all day and night) Makes a great bachelorette party gift but your guests may fight over it!