Warm up your lover with a tasty massage, compliments of this delicious Strawberry Heat lotion! Just rub it on and the warming sensations begins right away, then lightly blow on skin to heat things up even more. With 8 ounces of massage lotion, there's plenty of love to spread around!

You've been wanting tell her these three little words for so long: "$%#* MY D!%$!" The X-Rated Valentine's Hearts candy box holds 1.6 ounces of heart shaped candies. Each has a very nasty message written on the heart to really give your lover something to chew on.

Why bother with cheesy bows and wrapping paper when you can let them know what's really coming? This cute 8x10 bag will hold an abundance of offensive gifts, and even comes with a gift tag you can personalize.

Horny, but not horny enough to get off the couch? Just reach for your favorite pet. This soft and inviting little Cyberskin vagina will hug your shaft for hours of enjoyment and won't complain when you channel surf.

Wanna' deliver a birthday message without the teddy bears and sappy Hallmark prose? Get to the fucking point with these fucking awesome birthday hats.