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Long Schlong Silver

Item # CM81OS
Units in Stock: 2


Happiness is 12 inches!

Nothing impresses the ladies (or prompts them to file a restraining order) like a gigantic sequin-encrusted penis with sparkly balls. Get the attention you so richly deserve!

One size fits most.



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