When you want to add a little "Joe Dirt" flair to your ensemble, look no further than this classic and elegant Mullet Wig. Pair it with your favorite stained wife beater tank and homemade tatts to let the ladies know you're a rockin' dude, through and through. One size fits all.

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Have your once firm and majestic love-nuts withered into one sad pair of man-oysters? Don't fret, thousands of men like yourself have overcome the shame of saggy balls.

This tasty cock sucker is one pound of sweet, lip-smacking fun! (Its so big you may have to suck it all day and night) Makes a great bachelorette party gift but your guests may fight over it!