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Elsie Blow Up Cow

Item # PD8608-00
Units in Stock: 7


This little heffer is hot for backwoods action!

Farm boys will love Elsie's inviting rear-entry and city boys will get a liitle taste of the country with those big, beautiful udders. She's so Moooo-tifull and she never says No! Got milk?



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