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The Esensuals Sexy Birthday Kit comes complete with a petite and purse-sized 2.25" Power Bullet vibrator for dependable clitoral sensations whenever and wherever she needs them. Also included is a travel-sized bottle of premium Swiss Navy lubricant to keep those good vibrations flowing.