Add a little flair "down there."

And in the latest edition to our "I didn't know I needed it but now I want it" line of products comes Smart Beauty Bikini Color. This safe and gentle hair dye allows you to play beauty parlor with your pubic hair in the privacy of your own home. Cover the gray, match the drapes, or find out if blondes do have more fun!

You'll be wearing your sensible hairstyle above while no one will suspect that you're a punk rock diva "down below." There's a variety of colors to pick from but choose wisely because this professionally-formulated hair dye is permanent (at least until your next bikini wax.)