After you've enjoyed your five finger fiesta it's important to clean up the aftermath. Why do it with a dirty sock? This convenient Cum Cloth is made from soft and highly-absorbent 16" microfiber that will soak up every trace of "evidence."

When you want to add a little "Joe Dirt" flair to your ensemble, look no further than this classic and elegant Mullet Wig. Pair it with your favorite stained wife beater tank and homemade tatts to let the ladies know you're a rockin' dude, through and through. One size fits all.

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If you love rrrufff sex then you’ll definitely get behind this fun sex toy for couples. This soft, padded harness adds comfort and control to doggie-style pleasures, and allows for deeper penetration

This tasty cock sucker is one pound of sweet, lip-smacking fun! (Its so big you may have to suck it all day and night) Makes a great bachelorette party gift but your guests may fight over it!