Cum Cloth

If only cleaning up your hard drive was so easy.

After you've enjoyed your five finger fiesta it's important to clean up the aftermath quickly. Why do it with a dirty sock? This convenient Cum Cloth is made from soft and highly-absorbent 16" microfiber that will soak up every trace of "evidence."

Chronic masturbators - stash one in every room in the house, including the glove compartment! With Cum Cloths, your dirty pasttime just got a whole lot cleaner.

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Stroke 29 - Men's Masturbation Cream Item # 8254-37 You'll forget your using your own hand! This thick, non-greasy formula provides more than just wet slipperiness. After years of research, our team has developed a lubricant that gets better the longer you use it. As the cream heats up from repetitive stroking of masturbation, the product texture transforms at or around the 29th stroke to simulate the sensation of aroused human tissue. $18.00 View Details

	Adam Male Wood Wax Lube Item # A8300-7 Made with naturally derived beeswax and skin softening shea butter, Adam Male Toys Wood Wax Masturbation Cream is perfect for all varieties of hardwoods. Add a slick, moisturizing sensation to your masturbation sessions! Unscented, oil-based formula. $14.95 View Details

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	The Dong Bong Item # 6602-02 Chug it! This well-hung beer funnel is perfect for all party occasions including bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, fraternity parties, sorority parties, pool parties or any party for that matter. A must have accessory for your boat, cabin, double-wide or mansion. $29.50 View Details