Fit for a queen. Your bachelorette will hold her head up high when you crown her with this condom-encrusted work of art! It contains absolutely everything she'll need for a night of debauchery, including an "I'm the BRIDE" button, after-sex mints, edible lotions, an instant penis, dicky suckers and , of course, stunning and priceless jewels. Treat her like royalty on her last night as a free woman!

These colorful sipping straws will turn any old drink into a real COCKtail. (6 to a bag)

Completely disgusting and inappropriate! Fill with water (or hand lotion) for the perfect ice breaker at your next all-girl party, sales meeting, or dinner with the in-laws!

Deck the walls with balls! (and peckers) These four 15" inflatable peckers will be the talk of your next party. Each pecker comes with a hang-tab hole at the top, perfect for hanging on a string.

Make your cocktails the talk of the town with penis ice-cubes. You can also create unforgetable jello shots with this handy and re-usable tray!