This Xotic Eyes Camo kit contains everything you'll need for an undercover mission! Forget spending hours trying to achieve the perfect exotic look with eyeshadow and eyeliner. Xotic Eyes will give you a magazine-quality look in half the time!

Maintain your weapon! This slick, high-tech lubricant was designed by a Desert Storm Marine who discovered the awesome jack-off qualities of actual military-issued CLP during those long, lonely nights in the trenches. This unique "morale booster" led him to create his own super-concentrated formula

Watch out, all you Italian leather sofas and dry-clean only duvets. This supremely plush black throw is specially lined to slurp up love juices, lubricants, lotions and all the leftovers of sexual play. One side is an extraordinarily soft surface, the other is silky satin, making it a reversible, versatile, skin-tillating sex-scape.