Camo Crop Top and Mini Set

Launch a preemptive strike (in his pants.)

Ready for some hot, full-frontal action? When you suit up for battle in this soft and stretchy camoflauge set you're sure to inspire shock and awe. And if the model's facial expression doesn't indicate this outfit is combat-ready we don't know what does. (Did she step in something?)

One size fits most.

And Don't Forget These Necessities:

Military Issue Vibrator Item # PD1124-00 Launch a full assault on all fronts (and some rears) with this all terrain 5" X 1” Military Issue Waterproof Mini Vibe! It functions effortlessly on dry land or sea, meaning nothing will interfere with your pleasure mission. Get deep into the trenches and enjoy the powerful multi-speed vibrations. For added pleasure and comfort always use with a personal lubricant. $13.75 View Details

	Camo Silicone Cock Ring Item # DJ0853-03 They'll never see you coming.. Use this cock ring to tighten up on your tired bedroom routine! The Camouflage Love Ring is made from stretchy, non-toxic and hygienically safe TPR material (Silicone). This beaded enhancer ring alternates between camouflage green and olive green in color. $17.15 View Details

	Gun Oil for Men Silicone-Based - 2 oz. Item # 8254-02 Maintain your weapon! This slick, high-tech lubricant was designed by a Desert Storm Marine who discovered the awesome jack-off qualities of actual military-issued CLP during those long, lonely nights in the trenches. This unique "morale booster" led him to create his own super-concentrated formula $7.75 View Details

	Perky Panties Pheromone Lingerie Wash - 10 oz. Item # 6758 Perky Panties gently cleans your naughty underthings while infusing them with the whoopy-making power of Pheromones. It's your secret weapon! (Perfect for all delicate clothing that doesn't require dry cleaning.) $14.95 View Details