Looking for a candle-lit ode to self-lovin? 

Then we strongly advise you to resume your knitting and avert your delicate eyes to this blistering 104 minute DVD. You will be shocked, amazed and enlightened to the kind of techniques that make plain old masturbation look like a Nun's piñata-party. Within minutes of introducing the concept of the “dark art” our favorite over-40 babe is drilling heavy machinery into her nubile young assistant with the unabashed glee of a mad scientist. You'll watch Nina poke, prod and probe her bewildered prey with an arsenal of fucking machines, clit pumps, electro-powered butt plugs in terrifying detail. You'll also get a side of education with your kink as she patiently explains the ins-and-outs of masturbation with the calm efficiency of a nurse. (Nina is, in fact, a registered nurse.)

After 30 years in the porn industry it’s safe to say Nina lives in a different world than you and I, but it’s exactly that unabashed enthusiasm that makes her movies so fun to watch.  Nobody loves their job quite as much as Nina when she plunges in a silicone dildo with her fishnet-stockinged foot and literally cackles with glee.  Yes, Nina waved her perv-flag high as she disseminates the latest latest sex information. (Let’s just say you’ll have plenty of sexual trivia to keep everyone riveted at your next cocktail party.)