Average Joe Dildos: Andy the Mechanic

You'll love his tool.

Real men come in all shapes in sizes, just like these realistic Average Joe Dildos. We know not every customer wants the biggest sex toy on the shelf but everyone wants a product that's affordable, phthalate-free, and most importantly: realistic.

Each dildo has it's own unique personality because it's molded from, you guessed it, a real, live Average Joe. You'll get all the sexy, quirky and sensational details you'd expect from a real penis: veins, pronounced head, balls and all!

Need your engine serviced? Let Average Joe's "Andy the Mechanic" take a look under your hood! At 6.5" by 1.6 inches he may not be the tallest toy in the garage but he's sure to give you hours of honest, dependable fun.  

Andy is skin-safe and comes complete with a harness compatible suction-cup base. For best results, always use this dildo with a water-based lubricant and follow with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.

And Don't Forget These Necessities:

Aloe Cadabra Organic Lubricant - 2.5 oz Item # 7240-02 Do you know what's in your lubricant? With all-natural Aloe Cadabra, you'll never have to worry about harsh chemicals, skin reactions or potential yeast infections because it's made from 97% pure and organic aloe. This revolutionary new formula mimics the properties of you own natural body fluids and provides you with a long-lasting, smooth glide $12.00 View Details

	Inked Restraints Tattoo Blindfold Item # SE2661-10 You may not get a full night's sleep in this dragon-print face mask, but who cares? This comfortable one-size-fits-most blindfold will heighten sensation and add an element of mystery to your bedroom games. Features elastic straps. 7"x 3.5"/ 18 cm x 9 cm (mask). $11.25 View Details

	Sugar Sak Anti-Bacterial Toy Bag Item # 9979-02 Don't let plastic bags or unsanitary storage kill the mood when you reach for your toys! The Sugar Sak provides you with a sexy designer storage bag with the protection of bioshield 75. $17.15 View Details

	Nina Hartley's Guide to Masturbation DVD Item # 8403-DVD Looking for a candle-lit ode to self-lovin? Then we strongly advise you to resume your knitting and avert your delicate eyes to this blistering 104 minute DVD. You will be shocked, amazed and enlightened to the kind of techniques that make plain old masturbation look like a Nun's piñata-party. $24.98 View Details

	Anti-Bacterial Sex Toy Cleaner 4.3 oz. Item # SE2385-00 Keep your toys sparkling clean, bacteria-free and ready for your next adventure. Simply spray it on any toy after each use and let the special anti-bacterial agents go to work. $8.45 View Details