Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon
Candyprints
$6.00"It's A Celebration, Bitches!" Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? This Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon is inappropriately hilarious and so much more fun than a boring birthday...$6.00 -
Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
$6.50Tits A Wonderful Life. Remember the very first time you set your eyes on a mouth-watering set of knockers? This bite-sized Strawberry Booby Pop will take you back to the ultimate oral fixation: Sucking on a pair of luscious titties anytime you like!...$6.50 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00GLOW UP. Does your weiner crave the spotlight? Just slip on these Night Light "Glow In the Dark" Condoms and EVERYONE will want to get their hands on your glow stick. And yes, Night Lights are REAL CONDOMS. That means they're manufactured and tested...$6.00 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$19.99What a great (cake) rack! This reusable Big Boobie Cake Pan will allow you to bake a cake of STACKED proportions. Just add your favorite cake mix and bake, coat with chocolate or buttercream frosting, and don't forget the maraschino nipples! You can also...$19.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve them up at your next event and your party guests are sure...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$6.50The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains and splatters are for newbies. REAL BlowJob Queens always carry this BJB (BlowJob Bib!) Wear your Blow Bib to your next Blind Date, Bachelorette Party, Birthday, or Board Meeting and let them know you can suck the...$6.50 -
Edible Nipple Pasties
Kheper Games
$6.99Give Em' A Taste! Does your lover think your nipples look good enough to eat? You'll give them the sweetest suckers they ever tasted when you wear these Edible Nipple Pasties. Just lick and stick for the most SUCK-ulent set of knockers around! Available...$6.99 -
Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$59.99Better than a selfie! Who makes the best sex toy on the planet? YOU DO. Our Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit allows you to make an exact copy of your love muscle for all to see and enjoy for years to come! Perfect for all you crafty types, everything you...$59.99 -
Gummy Boobs
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99It's the TITS. If there's one thing we can all agree on it's this: Young or Old, Gay or straight, everyone thinks boobs are GREAT. A whole lot more fun than Gummy Bears, our grown-up Gummy Boobs are guaranteed to give EVERYONE who sees them a sudden...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat A Box Of Dicks! If there's one thing that nobody can resist, it's gummies in the shape of just about anything..even itty-bitty dicks! If you disagree, we kindly invite you to pull these out at any party and see what happens. Even more fun than...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99Nothing is more fun than offending the RIGHT people! You don't take shit from anybody, and neither do these Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs! Perfect for avoiding tedious office small talk, these mindfull mugs will get right to the point (and you...$12.99 -
Men's Pinnochio Briefs
Male Power
$19.00“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you'll be a real boy.” Ah, the legend of Pinnochio. If he tells a lie his nose will grow..For your sake, let's just hope so! These Men's Pinnochio Briefs feature comical, googly...$19.00
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!