Party Food

BACHELORETTE APPETIZER

No, we aren't referring to the stripper. This fun and easy recipe shows how you can turn basic party food into a yummy sexual innuendo!

You will need:

1 extra large flat party platter

1 extra long summer sausage

2 large cheese balls coated with almonds

1 container thin bean-sprouts

1 container of dill dip

1 box of crackers

Slice your sausage LONGWAYS and then put the flat half down on the center of your platter (so it won't roll.) Then, segment it into bite-sized slices all the way down the shaft. Make sure you maintain that penis shape! Create a "pubic nest" of sprouts at the base of the penis and arrange the cheese balls on top of it. Spoon out the Dill Dip on the platter at the tip of your penis.

Spread the crackers around your masterpiece and enjoy!

Penis Cake
Here's our favorite recipe for a mouth-watering penis cake! You're guests will swallow every bite…

You will need:

1 Jumbo Pecker Pan

1 large, flat cake platter

1 Box Betty Crocker Cake Mix ("Super-Moist Strawberry", plus required eggs and oil)

1 Container Betty Crocker Frosting (for the shaft, use "Butter Cream" for Caucasian, "Dulce De Leche" for Hispanic and "Milk Chocolate" for African-American)

1 Container Betty Crocker Strawberry Cream Cheese Frosting (for the head)

1 bag shredded coconut

1 can of Betty Crocker white "Easy Color Decorating Spray"

Grease pecker pan and bake cake according to instructions on the box. Allow cake to cool completely and then carefully place it on the cake platter. Coat the shaft and balls with one container of "shaft" frosting. Then, coat the head with the Strawberry frosting. Sprinkle shredded coconut on the balls.

Hungry yet?

Then, take 1 can of Betty Crocker white "Easy Color Decorating Spray" and, starting at the head, spray out around the platter in graceful arcs. (You want it to look realistic don't you?) You may also use this icing to write the groom's name on the shaft.

Eat and enjoy!